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Old April 29th, 2008, 06:53 PM   #1
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Default make a porn haiku

bored porn webmaster
stimulated creative
generate haiku

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please leave only your
own haikus in this thread now
remember format


five syllables line
then seven on the next one
and five again here
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Old April 29th, 2008, 06:53 PM   #2
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lamenting low sales
ratios sink like stone to
bottom ocean floor
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Old April 29th, 2008, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old April 29th, 2008, 06:58 PM   #4
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wide eyed amazement
vanderweb makes a return
grace us with presence
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:02 PM   #5
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Not easy for me since english is not my mothertongue, but still.. let's give it a try!

Hard to make money
Zango is threating us all
No way we can win
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:02 PM   #6
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i like this one lol
many far moons since last talk
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:03 PM   #7
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Not easy for me since english is not my mothertongue, but still.. let's give it a try!

Hard to make money
Zango is threating us all
No way we can win
do not give up yet!
noble efforts will prevail
in porn and english

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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:08 PM   #8
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I am tempted to
answer all threads in haiku
just as a prank joke

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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:10 PM   #9
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do not give up yet!
noble efforts will prevail
in porn and english

i will not give up!
online porn is my business
and business is good

(thanks Dave Mustaine (megadeth) for "killing is my business and business is good" cause i really didnt know what to answer..)
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:12 PM   #10
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(thanks Dave Mustaine (megadeth) for "killing is my business and business is good" cause i really didnt know what to answer..)
Not heard in some time
Symphony of Destruction
must play it soon now!
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Old April 29th, 2008, 07:19 PM   #11
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what if Yoda had
only spoken in haiku?
Haiku speak will he.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:23 PM   #12
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okay, it's clear i'm not a kaiku master *lol*

newbies consider
tgp or freesite?
but they can't decide

head boy hates java
he doesn't like flash, either
domains make him smile
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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:31 PM   #13
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what if Yoda had
only spoken in haiku?
Haiku speak will he.

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Old April 29th, 2008, 08:31 PM   #14
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up until seven
posting nasty tranny porn
why is this my job?

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Old April 29th, 2008, 09:07 PM   #15
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is this a desease?
we are all talking haiku
this is time to stop
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Old April 29th, 2008, 10:20 PM   #16
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I must admit guilt
that while reading this thread
could not stop a smile
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Old April 29th, 2008, 10:41 PM   #17
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head boy hates java
he doesn't like flash, either
domains make him smile
head boy mentioned here
can we bait him to write one
or shall he refrain?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 11:07 PM   #18
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also stayed up till seven
now i get tired
but we won´t give up on the zango crappo
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Old April 29th, 2008, 11:14 PM   #19
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oups i missed the rules
but this one gets better yet
although it aint cool
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Old April 29th, 2008, 11:18 PM   #20
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Woke up this morning
I looked at tits, then I thought
"damn, my job sure rules"
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Old April 30th, 2008, 12:00 AM   #22
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priceless
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Old April 30th, 2008, 07:25 AM   #23
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continue haiku
or post more normally now?
what fun would that be?
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Old April 30th, 2008, 07:28 AM   #24
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nose to the grindstone
time to add more RSS
and stare at boobies
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